Little Girl on a Plane
A stranger sitting next to a little girl on an airplane says, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.'
The little girl, not at all put off by the stranger, answered, 'Sure, what would you like to talk about?'
'How about politics?' countered the man.
'That could be an interesting topic.' replied the girl. 'However let me ask you a question first:'
'If horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Why is it that deer excrete little pellets, cows turn out flat patties, and horses produce clumps of dried grass?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics when you don't know shit?'
